I’m seriously worried. My slaves have been laughing all morning – ever since they heard the seven o’clock news.
It seems that a previous Labour Minister of the Crown who was sacked from his own caucus for misusing a ministerial credit card has been appointed to a job in Afghanistan in charge of a department which seeks to eliminate corruption.
SS and HS find that hilarious and can’t stop laughing. I’ve heard that this can be fatal to humans so I’m mega concerned.
Who will meet my needs if they die laughing?