Yes I know it makes me sound like a stall at one of those hippy-ridden music fests but I have to pomote my skills somehow.
It seems that Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade staff who have to reapply for the jobs left after a restructuring are feeling stressed and undervalued. Expensive change consultants have suggested that along with meditation and warm baths, stroking a pet would be helpful and healing.
I think those consultants are right and I’m willing to offer myself as a professional “cuddlee”. I’d do it free, although the slave (you can guess which one) says I should charge a fat fee too thereby defraying the cost of my expensive tastes in food and pampering.
I have a better idea. Obviously the nation’s far flung embassies need a mobile cuddling service. I could be sent around the world, first class of course, to provide cuddles wherever needed.