Having told you about Yvonne, the clever cow, I must maintain balance by writing about some cows who behaved in a more typical bovine fashion.
In the snowy north of America herd instinct caused a group of cows to gather for shelter in a shed which was too small for their combined bulk. Being typical cows they were too stupid to organise themselves so they were unable to get out again and froze to death stuck to each other like a package of steak in the freezer.
Now the local authorities are confronted by a problem. How to remove the tightly packed frozen carcases before the spring thaw rots them. Dynamite? A giant barbeque?
Surely there are some hungry wild cats in the area who could help out. Though personally I don’t like frosted meat and probably the wild cats wouldn’t either.