The woe-sayers and busybodies in Auckland are lobbying for the introduction of Cat Licenses!!
They claim that just as dog owners must license their pets, cat’s slaves should be forced to do the same. It won’t be long before those bureaucrats see a lucrative income stream and start to license pet hamsters, gerbils, fish and budgerigars
By the Great Cat, what a load of nonsense. We cats are far too precious to have a mere license. If the bureaucracy wishes to register us they should at the very least show a bit of style. A license is for lesser breeds. Cats are worthy of something better.
I’d settle for letters patent and the sovereign’s personal seal.