THAW..…Turn Him And Win…. but that seemed a little too simple so I designed;
AESOP…..All Efforts Support Old Pompuss…..but even I can see that sounds selfish so I considered;
So in the end I’ve chosen a 5 point plan which has a proper balance of effort and survival and should be acceptable to the whole household. It’s:
SHAPE.….Seduce Him And Pompuss Endures………..The five steps are:
1) S...Seek out his cold extremities and cuddle them;
2) H...Have a positive attitude all the time even when the going gets rough;
3) A...Always think of him first;
4) P...Purr all the time;
5) E…Every day bring him a dead rat.
I think I can put aside my essential catness for a fortnight by pretending that I am not totally self absorbed, hard-hearted and cynical. That way the Chair Stealer/Duvet Denier and I might be able to last the distance until She (the ever blest Fusspot) returns.
Do you think I’ll manage it?