Alas….it’s true. A Dutch gentleman has built an ark replica, which since it is only half the size of the original it is not surprising there is no room for Moi.
I like to think that it is simply a space aka ‘lifeboat’ issue, but the bane of my life, yes, the Chair Stealer and Duvet Denier, has a different explanation. He says, that since I am not intact, I am unnecessary and therefore could be left behind in a deluge. (It is persisting down outside at the moment which makes him smile, probably in anticipation) the Fusspot, on the other hand, says she will carry me in her purse (or a supermarket plastic bag) should the Apocalpse arrive.
It’s good to know who your friends are….